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Surprise Drop!


To honor my participation in Market of the Beast's 'Hot Ghoul Summer' Virtual Summer Event 2023, here's a nihilistic surprise for y'all!  It's always good to abide by the axiom to 'Know Thyself' -- the "Hello, I'm Dead" t-shirt makes sure you never have to confuse anyone anymore, on what side of the eternal divide you hang. Existentialism has never felt so comfy.


The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

"Hello, I'm Dead" Tri-Blend T-Shirt

PriceFrom $35.00
Excluding Sales Tax
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